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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

bambidevill:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

I can’t