She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep
just you wait for january 1st when everyone will be making text posts saying “it feels like 2013 was only yesterday!”
The many faces of Ashley Clements
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap
magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol
Bic makes lighters and school supplies
Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos
I make you sad and sexually frustrated